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Then came..

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

What could be the result if I block a covert narc back after he said blocks were going back up, maybe we try this again?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

Why is Taylor Swift re-recording her albums?

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

Which country do you recommend for me to live in, England, the USA, Italy, Spanish, or Austria?

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Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What are your darkest taboo confessions?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Is The Last of Us Part 2 really as woke as people say it is?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why do you think most harem anime and manga have lame male protagonists that would be considered losers and pathetic by most people?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

Are you happy with your life?

Still no good.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

Are LGBT people accepted in Japan?

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

How do I come out as queer to my best friend in a funny and stupid way?

No way

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Do women like men who have slept with many women?

Just Forget it!

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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